May 2013
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every...”
– Lemony Snicket (via larmoyante)
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adamflayman:
my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
shiamuslim:
rhydonmyhardon:
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
aprilcider:
if you don’t stop doing cute things i swear to gosh i’ll kiss you
Watchunironicgoth:
HE TALKED TO ME
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jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
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twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
peppermintdegenerate:
I hate when people make fun of people who work at McDonalds/Subway/wherever, shut the fuck up, they’ve got a job, they’re doing honest work for honest pay, do you know how hard it is to get a job nowadays, leave them the fuck alone
kankrivantas:
do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
rodneykong:
ghostgif:
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
nishlo:
nishlo:
CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
ddddddddddddddddeannnnnnnnnnnnnn:
180mph:
☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁ ☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁
☁☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁
men men men
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flowercrownharry:
flowercrownharry:
taylor swift has an awards show in an hour when suddenly her dress rips
what does taylor swift do??
taylor swift swiftly tailors
